10 things you should NEVER say or do when ordering in drive thru.

10. Do not tell me that your order is "to-go" we do not serve drive thru customers for here.

9. After the voice comes out of the box and says "welcome to MacDonald's, order when your ready" don't sit there for 5 minutes and finally say "hello?" The sentence "order when your ready" implies that it is now YOUR turn to start talking.

8. Remember, everything you say from the moment you approach the order speaker is heard until you drive away. EVERYTHING.

7. Assuming you have read #8 please note. YOU DON'T HAVE TO SCREAM INTO THE BOX. I can hear you just fine, from the time you pull up yelling at your husband or kids, to the moment you drive off calling me "stupid" for not somehow knowing you wanted pepsi to drink with your meal.

6. I only have 2 hands, if I am trying to give you your change back, and your drinks, please do not look up at me when I hand you only one drink and say "um I ordered 2 drinks" Especially if I hand you 2 straws with that first drink. I is smart.

5. Please do not pull up to the window and leave 5 feet of space between your car and the window. I am not inspector gadget and I do not have go-go gadget arms.

4. If you get to the window and realize you have forgotten your wallet, do not tell me this and then sit there and stare at me as though i am supposed to call the magic wallet fairies and have them retrieve it for you.

3.So your coming to a place to BUY something, you place an order at the menu/speaker to BUY and then you have sometimes a 3 minute wait before the opportunity to PAY for what you wanted to BUY. Why the hell don't you have your wallet, at least out of the back pocket of your pants? Are you only allowed to unbuckle, hoist and retrieve at the window?

2. If you are one of those kids filming those drive thru pranks, or have ever watched one of those and laughed your ass off, I really hope that someone shits on your face.

1. If you are car #5 in a long line of cars in a drive thru, and all 5 cars ahead of you are helped quickly and drive off quickly, please do not come to the window, receive your order and then sit at the window for 3 and a half minutes checking your food or distributing it out to the other people in the car. You are NOT the only person who matters in this world (I know, hurts to find out doesn't it?)